Tested on animals.

Steve Jobs at Apple Store in Paris on July 3, 2010. He just kind of blends in.

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.”

So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat.

An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.”

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, “Get out now! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest.

The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

250 men and women asked to draw how several emotions felt in their bodies.

These are the combined results.

Ahhh! This is an example of the paradigm shift.

Standing Cat

Internet of Things (it’s produced by IBM, but it’s still interesting, thought-provoking, and forward-thinking)

30 months old and using the iPad like an expert.

Commas - Who needs them?!?

What Do Teachers Make?

March 24 is Ada Lovelace Day. Learn more about her in this cute video.

Rove vs REWORK